After brainstorming for way too long about how to start with my first post on this blog, I reached to the conclusion that I’d introduce myself to you WITHOUT actually introducing myself to you.
*makes an awkward face*
Ohkay, so I’m a 14 year old girl (PLEEEEASE DON’T CLOSE THE TAB ALREADY!) and I live in the middle of nowhere…
Alright, that was too dramatic.
I live in the middle of a HUGE mess (They call it my room) and trust me, when I capitalize the word “huge”, it means something.
Now, I’m putting up this blog for two reasons:
- Because I’m pretty lonely. I just want to tell SOMEONE about what’s going on in my life, but I can’t trust anyone who knows me with my secrets and my deepest fears because, well, in the end, they don’t care.
- And, because I really, REALLY need to let out what I feel without anyone judging me.
So, basically, I’ll use this as a platform to express what I feel… and my Feel-o-meter ranges from “as-sad-as-a-kangaroo-who-got-pick-pocketed” to “as happy-as-a-mad-scientist-who-had-sex-after-ages”.
To handle feels at such extreme levels, certain precautions are suggested:
- Readers are requested to keep a few rolls of toilet paper handy, because shit here is going to get real *toilet flushes*
Ohkay, whatever, I’m too lazy to type it all. Just try to get the idea.
Writing this post was harder than I thought it would be… But I hope it created enough interest in you to read what I write next.
And now I don’t know how to end this post, so just imagine me saying a muffled “bye” because that’s what I do best at awkward situations like these, make them awkward-er.